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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:48

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What do you think about Vivian Jenna Wilson's decision to speak out against her father, Elon Musk, in a public interview with NBC News?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.